Why oh why am I stricken with such limited access to terrible infomercials? Between my lazy/sleepiness and an all-to-efficient DVR I never seem to catch these things. The best I've been able to catch are those two twin "little people" real estate drones. Trust me, that is not the kind of thing you want to wake up to after a fever dream in he middle of the night. For a while I thought I had imagined the whole thing and I was actually afraid to mention it to people. But it turned out that I wasn't completely insane after all! The tiny men in suits were trying to get me to pay them money so I could (maybe) make a profit (at one point or another) in the near (or distant) future!

But yeah, Graziosi. Nice.

I have to say, when it comes to infomercials I'm torn. There are so many favorites. I guess for me it's a tie between the Magic Bullet (so convincing! and the sarcastic old smoking hungover lady is exactly who I want to be when I grow up) and the magical Christian miracle water (and miracle oil -- I've seen both). Anybody who can make a profit selling people magic water is a genius. And the miracle oil/snake oil similarity is just too much.